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+آموزش زبان انگلیسی برای همه+ - Fun Time
[1]

Regular naps prevent old age ,

especially if you take them while driving .

[2]

Having one child makes you a parent ;

having two, you are a referee .
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[3]

Marriage is a relationship in which

one person is always right

and the other is the husband !

[4]

I believe we should all

pay our tax with a smile.

I tried - but they wanted cash .

[5]

Marriage is give and take.

You'd better give it to her

or she'll take it anyway.
[6]

My wife and I always compromise .

I admit I'm wrong

and she agrees with me .

[7]

It doesn't matter how often

a married man changes his job ,

he still ends up with the same boss .

[8]

Saving is the best thing .

Especially when your parents

have done it for you .

[9]

Wise men talk because

they have something to say ;

fools talk because

they have to say something .

[10]

They call our language

the mother tongue

because the father seldom
gets to speak !

[11]

Man : Is there any way for long life ?

Dr. : Get married .

Man : Will it help ?

Dr : No ,

but then the thought of long life

will never come .

[12]

Why do couples hold hands

during their wedding ?

It's a formality just like

two boxers shaking hands

before the fight begins !

[13]

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary ,

what should we do ?

Husband :

Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes .

[14]

It's funny when people discuss

Love Marriage vs Arranged .

It's like asking someone ,

if suicide is better or being murdered .

[15]

There is only one perfect child

in the world

and every mother has it .




 
 



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برچسب ها: آموزش زبان، اصطلاحات انگلیسی، زبان،

تاریخ : پنجشنبه 21 آذر 1392 | 00:27 | نویسنده : Me | نظرات

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